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A 26yr old female whose brain is powered by caffeine; without its main fuel source it has a working speed slower than that of a slug. That aside, she wishes she could grow a teeny weeny bit (read: a lot) taller and constantly whines about her weight. Enjoys devising novel ways to traumatise people with her bludders. Oh, and she is rather antisocial.
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1. I start hearing The Ting Tings' entire album in my head. And if that is not bad enough, I also have to constantly fight the urge to start bobbing my head vigorously to the music in my head and sing along ("Shut up and let me go, HEY!").
2. Demented blacksmiths start hammering in my head the moment I step into the office.
3. I feel my spirits take a screaming nosedive whenever I see another email from my boss (say, the 1934207th email in a day), reminding me of impending deadlines of projects (which, despite working my arse off, is nowhere near completion), audits, presentations... yada yada yada.
4. I feel like drawing smiley faces in every bacterial colony I see in a petri dish. And I mean, EVERY colony.
5. The blacksmiths in my head stop working the moment I step out of the office.
6. Despite smothering my face with Clindamycin and Tretinoin, pimples still regularly pop out on my face by the dozens.
6. I'm starting to develop an unhealthy obsession with stiletto heels, never mind the fact that I can barely balance myself on two-inch high heels, and will definitely bring a whole new meaning to the term death by stilettos.
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So, if you ever see a pimply, glazed-eyed, hallow-skinned
I just need a break, that's all.
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