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A 26yr old female whose brain is powered by caffeine; without its main fuel source it has a working speed slower than that of a slug. That aside, she wishes she could grow a teeny weeny bit (read: a lot) taller and constantly whines about her weight. Enjoys devising novel ways to traumatise people with her bludders. Oh, and she is rather antisocial.

So I was tagged by bludder Irene.

I've finally completed it, but it's so damn long and boring, I really pity whoever's reading it. So read at your peril.

Here goes...

Name twenty people you can think of right now. Don't read the question(s) until you've named the 20 people. At the end of this, choose five people to do this.

1. Irene
2. Puisan
3. Aihuat
4. Teddy
5. Kenny
6. Jason
7. Norman
8. Adelene
9. Aina
10.Jiarong
11.Yit Wee
12.Joanne
13.Sara
14.Boss
15.Simon S
16.Little Simon
17.Rhys
18.Sam
19.Truc
20.Huiqing


How did you meet #14 (Boss)?
I first saw him 2 years ago, when I was supposed to register for my uni course and choose my majors. He was unshaven, wearing a wornout shirt and bermudas, and shaking his legs (just like Aihuat). Definitely not like the typical lecturers you'd see in Singapore. He's damn cool lor.

What would you do if you didn't meet #1 (Irene)?
I'd most probably be a very prim and proper girl who never talks crap. But then, I'd end up being damn boring... and bored.

What if #9 (Aina) and #20 (Huiqing) dated?
I'll spend my entire month's pocket money buying 4D, betting on the date they got together.

Would #6 (Jason) and #17 (Rhys) make a good couple?
I think they'd make a cute couple, just like the two cowboys in Brokeback Mountain.

Describe #3 (Aihuat).
He's, err, overnourished and in dire need of exercise; too lazy to shave; likes to wear wornout shirts and bermudas wherever he goes; always shakes his legs; farts and belches (in my face) a lot... but I love him all the same :D

Is #8 (Adelene) attractive?
She's a nice girl, but I already have Aihuat, you see.

Describe #7 (Norman).
Tall. Nice. Looks cute. Err, that's about it. I guess.

Do you know any of #12 (Joanne) family members?
No leh.

What would you do if #18 (Sam) confess to you that he likes you?
I'd recommend him to see an optometrist. Straight away. Oh, and I'd buy 4D also haha.

What language does #15 (Simon S) speak?
English with an Aussie accent. Duh.

Who is #9 (Aina) going out with?
WTH I want to know who's her boyfriend, too. Can anyone tell me?

How old is #16 (Little Simon)?
24.

When is the last time you spoke to #13 (Sara)?
Around 3 months ago.

Who is #2's (Puisan) favourite band/singer?
Errr, I'm not sure who's her current fave. Jay Chou? Westlife?

Would you ever date #4 (Teddy)?
Hell, no, Irene would kill me!

Would you ever date #7 (Norman)?
No. I doubt he'd want to date me, either.

Is #15 (Simon S) single?
No.

What's #10's (Jiarong) last name?
Ong.

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11 (Yit Wee)?
No way, his wife'll kill me!

School of #3 (Aihuat)?
TP.

Where does #6 (Kenny) live?
Err... somewhere in Yio Chu Kang?

What's your fave thing about #5 (Jason)?
He's crappier than Aihuat, me and all my bludders combined. Seriously.

Have you seen #1 (Irene) naked before?
WTH. No lah.

5 people to do this :
Anyone who wants to and has enough time on his/her hands, I guess.
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