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A 26yr old female whose brain is powered by caffeine; without its main fuel source it has a working speed slower than that of a slug. That aside, she wishes she could grow a teeny weeny bit (read: a lot) taller and constantly whines about her weight. Enjoys devising novel ways to traumatise people with her bludders. Oh, and she is rather antisocial.

So I bought this pair of heeled slippers on Sunday.

It was very plain-looking, just two brown faux leather straps and suede lining - very minimalist. It stood out from the other pairs with strange, funky-looking designs that are the fad nowadays.

And the best part?

It costs just $10.

Great deal siah, I thought to myself gleefully.
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Great deal my head.

I wore them to work this morning, when I actually slipped backwards on the stupid ramp outside the Bedok MRT entrance.

I landed on my butt, but the impact was so great I actually hit the back of my head and felt it bounce from the ground.

And I wasn't alone when I slipped and fell. There were like, at least 10 people around me, and they just stared at me in horror. And I could even hear some of them discussing why I slipped.

It was so friggin' xiasway, for goodness' sake.

Knn.

Even till now, my butt hurts. My elbow was scratched and bruised. My head still feels concussed.

Moral of the story: Never be a friggin' cheapskate and buy $10 shoes. Or at least, don't ever walk on ramps while wearing them.

Damnit.
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