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A 26yr old female whose brain is powered by caffeine; without its main fuel source it has a working speed slower than that of a slug. That aside, she wishes she could grow a teeny weeny bit (read: a lot) taller and constantly whines about her weight. Enjoys devising novel ways to traumatise people with her bludders. Oh, and she is rather antisocial.

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What happens when you have a lot of random thoughts floating around in your mind and you really want to put them down in your blog? What happens is that, you'll end up writing bits of stuff here and there, without any link whatsoever, and end up with a rather abrupt, sometimes senseless post.

Which is why I don't really update my blog often, I guess.

I have a lot of ideas in my head - some childish, some idiotic, others kinda strange and even macabre - but I seriously do not know how, and where, to start.

I wanted to write about this particular blogger who recently appeared on TV and has this shocking pink website that makes you go OMG-OMG-THAT-PINK-IS-MAKING-ME-CRAZY-MY-BRAIN-IS-SHUTTING-DOWN-

But I don't see the point of me putting in around 20 minutes of effort to write about her and why I find her totally shallow and bimbotic. Because I think it's all rather obvious, isn't it?

Now, before you start bitching about me for complaining that she's a bimbo and yet I still read her blog, which makes me a hypocrite who's jealous of her, I'll say it first: I admit that I read her blog. Yeah, I do read her blog, once in a couple of weeks when I remember to (and naively believing that I can stand her pink-coloured blog). I mean, it IS entertaining. But I must reiterate that while her blogs are entertaining, it doesn't mean that I agree with her views, ok? Most of her views are, in my opinion, shallow, but hey, those are HER own views. I respect that. People tend to have different views on the same stuff anyway.

But one thing, I'm really impressed with her photoshop skills. Maybe I should start photoshopping all of my photos, too.

Before Photoshop (I prefer to remain anonymous, thank you very much)




After Photoshop

Rightttt.

Since now I'm on the topic of bloggers, there's once particular blogger (if he can even be classified as one) that comes to mind suddenly for no particular reason. He's really a TERROR, actually. I shan't mention his name here, because I think his pastime would be to google his name, and I DON'T want him to google his name and find that I've mentioned him (heaven forbid).

But even in the absence of his name, I'm sure most of you'll know whom I'm talking about. Some clues: He thinks he's the most yummylicious hunk in the whole wide world. He likes to audition for those idol competitions. He likes to strip (that alone, is enough reason for me to dig out my eyes). I think it's pretty obvious whom I'm talking about now, huh? He's none other than *beep*.

So why do I mention him? Could it be (gasp) I have a secret desire to be with him?!
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Dream on, people.

If the entire world were to be devoid of men except for HIM, I'd slit my own throat immediately.

I mention him because, well, mention bloggers and I'd think of him together with that blogger with that pink website. Haha. DON'T ask me why. I said before, I have a lot of funny ideas going on in my mind. I just feel that both of them are quite compatible, actually. Or at least, their blogs are. One's a friggin' shocking YELLOW, and the other's a similarly shocking PINK. (Argh omg, no, not yellow and pink!!! my brain's shutting down again-)

Anyway, a couple of days ago, some joker sent me an email with a link, and I clicked on it happily.

It was a link to that male blogger's 'newest' (I haven't been to his blog to check if he has addded new MVs, and I'm NOT gonna do that. Not today, anyway.) MV, showcasing his new dancing skills to that numa song.

I can only say, it was pretty traumatic.

My hairs stood on end and my brain shut down instantly. Yet I couldn't force my finger to move, to click the mouse to shut that window. You see, I was fascinated in a morbid way. It was like, you know you're disgusted, yet you can't take your eyes off it.

So, you may ask, what's the moral of this post?

There isn't any, actually. Well, maybe just one: Don't click on any links without checking to see where they lead you. You'll never know whether it'll leave you traumatized for life or not.
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