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A 26yr old female whose brain is powered by caffeine; without its main fuel source it has a working speed slower than that of a slug. That aside, she wishes she could grow a teeny weeny bit (read: a lot) taller and constantly whines about her weight. Enjoys devising novel ways to traumatise people with her bludders. Oh, and she is rather antisocial.

Random facts about me

1. I want to be a panda in my next life.

2. I like cats.

3. I like to be mistaken as a Malay or Indian though I'm Chinese.

4. I hate boybands.

5. I want to learn muay thai. So that I can bully my boyfriend. *evil laugh* Nah, 'cos I think Tony Jaa is cool.

6. My childhood dream was to be a taitai.
A conversation I remember when I was five-ish (translated from Mandarin):
Aunt: (After asking my cousin the same question and got a reply that he wanted to be a doctor) Yanling ar, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: Marry a rich man.
Aunt:...why?
Me: Then I won't have to work but still can buy lots of stuff, mah!
Aunt:...

I was so friggin' xian shi. Wtf.

7. When I realised rich guys like pretty bimbos, I changed my aspiration. I aspired to find oil fields/diamond mines instead. WTH.

8. I absolutely hate Maths.

9. I'll die without internet.

10. I love to read.

11. I wish I can be a little bit taller.

12. I love it when people think I look younger than my actual age (Who doesn't?).

13. I hate girl bands.

14. I love to talk crap.

15. I think Audi A6 is totally cool.

16. People used to tease me when they realised my idol is Stephen Chow. Funny, meh? My boyfriend idolises Ng Man Tat ok!

17. I hate it when tall guys bend down to talk to me.

18. The fastest way to kill me is to make me do public speaking.

19. I look juai and confident when giving speeches, but actually I am trembling inside.

20. I drink coffee like water.

21. I recently discovered the wonders of beer. (Thanks to my supervisor). Beer rocks. So does vodka. Basically, alcohol rocks. Oooh, yeah.

22. I love the smell of alcohol.

23. I'm afraid of flying cockroaches.

24. I can forgive, but will never forget.

25. I want to move to Malaysia/Australia after I retire.

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This conversation with my labmate just popped into my mind suddenly:
Simon W.: Hey Ee Leng, do you know what's the first sign of insanity?
Me: Err.. when you talk to yourself?
Simon W.: Nah, when you answer back!
Me:....

I miss my lab. :(
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